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is not saying it was hades... but it was hades. ([personal profile] segues) wrote2012-01-01 12:44 am
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Coconut Collector
Available Upon Entry to UAA | Kick, punch, smack or otherwise abuse trees to get them to drop coconuts and bring them to the DDT Juice. Risk of brain damage if hit by falling fruit. Reward is LB$2000 per coconut.

Lawn Mowing
Available Upon Advancing One Rank | Cut people's lawns. Be careful not to hit mass graves--people don't like that. Reward is LB$3000 for every lawn mowed.

Signaling
Available Upon Advancing Five Ranks | Signal ships coming in from sea. Do not let them crash. Reward is LB$1000 for every ship flagged down.

Garbage collection
Available Upon Advancing Ten Ranks | Clean up garbage on the streets of Santa Destroy. Beware scorpions, they are poisonous. Reward is LB$3000 for every bag of trash collected.

Gas Stand
Rank 15 | Fill cars with gas. Watch out--gas stations are popular targets for robbery. Reward is LB$2000 for every car filled.

Mine Sweeping
Rank 15 | Clean up the mines buried in the beaches using a metal detector. Do not step on them, they are active. Reward is LB$2000 for every mine detective and removed without detonation.

Kitty Race
Rank 14 (Cat Required) | Race Pussies. Reward based upon bets taken.

Scorpion Extermination
Rank 14 | Kill the scorpions. Don't get stung, they're poisonous. Reward is LB$3000 for every scorpion corpse turned in.

Graffiti Cleaning
Rank 13 | Wash graffiti from the walls of Santa Destroy. Watch out for vandals! Reward is LB$2000 for every wall cleaned.

Meow Meow
Rank 13 | Find the cats that have escaped from the pet shop! They are not declawed. Reward is LB$3000 for each cat recovered.

Bust A Coconut
Rank 12 | Bust open as many coconuts as possible for DDT Juice. Do not bust hands. Reward is LB$2000 for every coconut busted.

Bike Jump
Rank 12 (Bike Required) | Jump you bike off the Point as far as possible. Dangers obvious. Reward based upon bets taken.

People Bowling
Rank 10 (Motorized Vehicle Requrired) | Run people down with your car/motorcycle/snowmobile. Reward is LB$800 for every person hit.

> Assassination Gigs
Job Title/Name
Rank Required | Target | Conditions


> 18+
Stripper
Adults Only! | Stripping at Heaven's Smile. Salary is LB$30000 per night.

Adult Shop Worker
Adults Only! | Man the counter at the [do they have a name for it?]. Salary is LB$10000 per night.

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Adults Only! | Description of Job

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